Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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