she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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