PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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