Banned from zoo.
Again?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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