This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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