maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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