so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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