who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Already got asked if we're dating
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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