Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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