sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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