If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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