Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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