Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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