I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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