What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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