my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I came so hard my ears popped.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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