Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize