I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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