Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My liver just had a heart attack.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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