i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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