And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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