i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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