Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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