make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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