The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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