We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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