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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend

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(847): I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend http://tfl.nu/8y5y

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(317): View more from Indiana

why did u let me go home with him last night?

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u were determined it was a good idea

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(317): why did u let me go home with him last night? (260): u were determined it was a good idea http://tfl.nu/v9y6

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(713): View more from Texas

Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.

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(713): Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana. http://tfl.nu/xlmv

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(907): View more from Alaska

I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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(907): I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself http://tfl.nu/s5eu

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(305): View more from Florida

i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.

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(305): i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher. http://tfl.nu/huem

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(210): View more from Texas

"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"

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(210): "Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People" http://tfl.nu/6fy6

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.

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(256): Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee. http://tfl.nu/nrww

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(216): View more from Ohio

She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.

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(216): She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it. http://tfl.nu/064r

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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"

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(804): she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart" http://tfl.nu/96tn

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me

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(860): Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me http://tfl.nu/m9pd

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(623): View more from Arizona

Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.

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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me

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(623): Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice. (1-623): That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me http://tfl.nu/ei2r

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(701): View more from North Dakota

second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.

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(701): second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life. http://tfl.nu/2fc0

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".

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(857): You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar". http://tfl.nu/eikz

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it

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(401): If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it http://tfl.nu/cn0p

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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first

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(307): Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first http://tfl.nu/80vm

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