I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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