Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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