Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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