I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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