dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
As shirtless as possible
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i now understand why vodka
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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