So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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