You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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