If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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