Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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