Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have demons in me.
Buhtt sex?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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