you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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