Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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