So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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