She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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