i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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