Where is the hickey?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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