We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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