He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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