If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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