The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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