Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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