he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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