Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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